No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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