found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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