You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Oh god it's open bar.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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