Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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