I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dont even know how to be here
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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