There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I have post one night stand depression
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