im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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