Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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