we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
