so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just had sex bonerless
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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