Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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