He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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