He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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