quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
