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That's how twitter works, right?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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