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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

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  tequila

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  Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just got walked in on during safety inspections

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  Think you passed?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  his penis was the training wheels of my sex life

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• (562): View more from California

  If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

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  anything for my little brother.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  sorry

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  why?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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