I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette