I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
thus making me awesome and them whores
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!