Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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