How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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