butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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