Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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