i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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