If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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