when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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