Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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