what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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