dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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