so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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