I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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