I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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