I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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