I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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