i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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