i think my tv is drunk
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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