So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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