you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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