no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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