im gay
i know
yea but for you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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