It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You can't special order awesome
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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