the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
sex in a hospital.. check
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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