after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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