hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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