I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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