I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult