haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(