Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.