She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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