Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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