he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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