I love black thongs
I want to have your abortion
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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