Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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