Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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