So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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