sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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