that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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