Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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