There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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