Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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