Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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