chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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