i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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